"It is still considered bad manners to pick up a lost ball while it is still moving ! - Mark Twain

Mr. Nicklaus, "Your name is synonymous with golf - You really know your way around the course. What is your secret?" ---- Jack's response? "The holes are numbered !"

"Golf ? It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on." - Lee Trevino

"For most amateurs, the best wood in the bag is the pencil." - Chi Chi Rodriquez

"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air." - Jack Benny

About President Ford "At least he can't cheat on his score-because all you have to do is look down the fairway and count the wounded." - Bob Hope

"If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age." - Thomas Mulligan

"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong ball." - Jack Lemmon

"Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well." - Craig Stadler

"There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands: how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove." - Thomas Mulligan

"Junior golfers swing with effortless power, Seniors swing with powerless effort" - Unknown